Laloo Returns... Funny must Read

Laloo Returns... Funny must Read

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Laloo Prasad Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the
way back
to Patna , when all of a sudden a piglet(Baby of pig, for ppl who dont
knw) jumps out in
front of the car. The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the
chauffeur to
go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages.

The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a Bag
full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to know
what happened.

now read in hindi

The driver tells him " Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log
ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai, tab sare
log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee. Par hum
dekha ki Sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara paisa
wo janvar ke Malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa hamein de
diya."

Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek batao. Tum unko kya bola tha?"

The driver replies " Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Prasad Yadav ka driver hoon....
aur hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon."