Sardarji buying movie tickets again again,
Finally ticket seller asks, why are you doing so?
Sardar ji, Some body standing near the door is tearing my tickets again again.
Santa, yaar tum subah se mitti khod rahe ho , kaya baat hai
Banta, kuch nahin yaar
Dada ji ne kaha hai ' ki maine unka naam mitti me mila dia hai" bas vo doondh raha hoo.
Santa, oye bante, ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai?
Banta, mandir,
Santa, vo kaise?
Banta, kyounki waha ladki ke pairon me chhapal nahin hoti.
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
Father and Son were in conversation on the beach :
Son:Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Father: Tumhe nahe pata ?
Son: Nahe pata.
Father: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...
Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...
Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?
Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
Life before marriage is like AIRTEL : 'Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan'
Life during engagement is like RELIANCE : 'Kar Lo Duniya Muthi Mein'
Life during Honeymoon is like IDEA : 'A wife can change your life'
Life after one year of marriage is like HUTCH : 'Whereever you go your wife follows'
Life after 10 years of marriage is like MTNL/BSNL : 'The subscriber is not reachable'
Wife- I will die.
Husband- I will also die.
Wife- Why do you want to die?
Husband- bcoz mai itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
Teacher : Bachon wada karo kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey : Nahi piyenge
Teacher : Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey : Nahi karenge
Teacher : Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: Nahi kasenge
Teacher: Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey: Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr. : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr. : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
